You can now wear Martha Stewart’s seductive oyster selfie

Selfie today, tee tomorrow.

Martha Stewart loves a tongue-in-cheek Instagram post, and now two of her recent foodie moments have been turned into T-shirts.

The capsule collection, which will launch Saturday from hypebeast clothing brand Anti Social Social Club, features two hilarious tees and hoodies with images of the lifestyle guru eating lobster and oysters.

Stewart, 80, announced the collab on Instagram yesterday, writing, “my anti social social club @antisocialsocialclub t shirts and hoodies (2 images and 2 styles and 2 colors) drop on july 30 at 11 am ET and 8am PT. get ready. set your clocks!!!! they will be a sell out!!!!!!!”

The lobster tee features Martha’s Instagram snap along with “Anti Social Social Club” scrawled across the photo in hot pink.
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The lobster shirt features a photo of Stewart — which she posted on Instagram May 30 — wearing a navy velour top and smiling at the camera as she holds up her dinner.

Her post caused one fan to comment, “Martha Antoinette” as she wrote: “boiled lobsters at home. $14.00 pound. lobster industry stressed. but dinner was delicious.”

As for the second image, which was posted by photographer Douglas Friedman in June, the cookbook author makes a sensual face as she holds an oyster up to her lips — and wears a pair of oversized, dangling pearl earrings for good measure.

Stewart’s sexy oyster snap is accented with “Martha Stewart Anti Social Social Club.”
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Each design is available in either white or black in a T-shirt or hoodie style, with the hoodie featuring “Anti Social Social Club” written in shimmery letters on the back, with the “O” bearing Martha Stewart’s logo. Sweatshirts are priced at $84.69 while tees cost $52.69.

“The collection will be sure to sell out as Martha being the face of the collection continues to cultivate the hype around celebrity box logo tees and sweatshirts,” the brand said in a press release, calling Stewart “an immediately recognizable pop culture symbol.”

The back of Stewart’s new hoodie design.
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Of course, this isn’t Martha’s first foray into apparel; her Martha Stewart clothing line has been available for years at retailers like Walmart and QVC.

In other Martha news, the entrepreneur shared a sad update over the weekend, announcing her peacocks had been “devoured” in a coyote attack.

“RIP beautiful BlueBoy,” she wrote on Instagram, posting a video of the dearly departed bird. “The coyotes came in broad daylight and devoured him and five others, including the magnificent White Boy.”

On a happier note, it’s just four days until you can get your hands on one of these shirts; in the meantime, we’re waiting for a tee showing off her poolside thirst trap next.